At that time, the video showing Kanye West grabbing the mic as Taylor Swift accepts her award on stage at the MTV’s Video Music Awards this week-end, has been seen worldwide. He obviously drank too much, as we could see him taking swigs from a bottle on the VMAs carpet.

Some did enjoy the show, some others say it was a disrespectful act, and some others think the whole thing was a publicity stunt. The Sama Team decided to investigate; read below the conclusions of our extensive five minutes investigation:

What Kanye drank was not alcohol, it was a sirup colored beverage, put in the first bottle the singer could grab. Her girlfriend was smiling, laughing on his side, even when Kanye was taking swigs because she knew it wasn’t alcohol. Kanye really believes Beyonce’s video is the best of this decade, so he couldn’t be drank when saying it on stage. Any resemblance to the Bruno and Eminem incident at the MTV Movie Awards is purely coincidental. It has become a sensitive matter of state since President Obama called Kanye West a ‘jackass’. He just announced a joint tour with Lady Gaga – but we think he was drunk when accepting (just kidding, we love Lady Gaga).

So now we clearly see the facts as they really were. Kanye is a brilliant artist, he’s got his own plane and shares (remember in Entourage?) and he wears very strange glasses. We would be proud to accept Kanye West in the Sama Epicurean Fraternal Society of ours which motto is:

Drink in moderation. A true epicurean is a person devoted to refined sensuous enjoyment (especially good food and drink). No use to drink (or eat) much to fully enjoy a unique moment).

Welcome gift: Whiskey Stones for Manhattans’ amateurs.